Blog 4

Christine O’Donnell upsets me. A GOP candidate and senator from Delaware, it kind of blows my mind how she became a senator in the first place. We discuss frequently how women get judged more harshly than men, than when one women messes up it reflects back on our entire gender, but I actually think that we have been pushing women to the forefront that are so embarrassing that even the most biased of males are seeing that this is in no way indicative or all or even most women. All the same, she embarrasses and upsets me, as a rule. As a rule, I’m upset when those of my gender plow full steam ahead into the spotlight under a radiant nuclear umbrella of dumb. Her list of idiocies rivals that of the idiotic Sarah “mama bear” Palin, who ostracizes all women who have not yet, choose not to, or cannot bear children. Ms. O’Donnell confessed to dabbling in witchcraft, which would not be an issue if she were not; well, ignorant about most of the words that come out of her mouth. She rejected becoming Hare Krishna because of her deep-seated affinity for meatballs (I, too, make spiritual life-choices centered on food, my preference is cheese). Ms. O’Donnell is ducking her head from her constant fear of the Chinese government takeover of the U.S. and the teensy cute mice with full-functioning human brains that mad scientists are working on. I think my favorite O’Donnell sound bite has to do with the revelation that masturbation is adultery. Also, I would like to take this bit of genius a step further and say that marriage is adultery, because if touching your own genitalia for pleasure is sin, then having anyone else touch it for pleasure is a sin, therefore the only form of sexual congress that is not adultery would be rape because it is not pleasure, it is a power or hate crime. Therefore: Ms. Christine O’Donnell is pro-rape. My extreme lack of fondness for idiot women in the public eye has turned me into a politician after all.